Post by slowpokerhino on Jan 30, 2007 19:54:31 GMT -5
Three Rednecks were working on the Spectrasite cell phone tower -Steve, Bruce and Larry. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Larry says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Bruce says, "Where did you get that beer, Larry?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me," Larry replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"
Well, not exactly", Larry says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, You must be Steve's widow."
She said, "No, I'm not a widow."
.... then I said "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."
Rednecks Are Good At Sensitive Stuff !!!
;D 
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Larry says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Bruce says, "Where did you get that beer, Larry?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me," Larry replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"
Well, not exactly", Larry says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, You must be Steve's widow."
She said, "No, I'm not a widow."
.... then I said "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."
Rednecks Are Good At Sensitive Stuff !!!
;D 