Post by I Am Batman on Apr 10, 2007 22:38:53 GMT -5
A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out
his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our
glasses are
so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."
An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into
the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,
"In Iraq
we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of
the same
glass twice either."
The Texas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it,
throws her
glass into the air, pulls out her gun and shoots the Mexican and the
Iraqi, and
catches her glass. She says, "In America we have so many illegal
Mexicans and
Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
God Bless America
pulls out
his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our
glasses are
so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."
An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into
the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,
"In Iraq
we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of
the same
glass twice either."
The Texas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it,
throws her
glass into the air, pulls out her gun and shoots the Mexican and the
Iraqi, and
catches her glass. She says, "In America we have so many illegal
Mexicans and
Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
God Bless America
